October 15, 2009

Here's a clever joke I found on http://realestatejokes.nationalrealtorsdirectory.com/. Enjoy!

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".

Take a look at my market report for today!
http://www.ryanvaught.com/chicomarketreport

Currently Ryan has about 30+ listings in inventory, and has sold 25 homes in 2009. Please don't hesitate to contact me with any questions about Chico area real estate.

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New Chico Listings, Chico, CA:

		441 W 6TH AVENUE, Chico, CA	$235,000
		Residential 3 Bedroom 1 Bath Built in 1985	0.22 Acres  1064 Sq. Ft.
		Very nice and well-located home on a large and private lot. Walk to CSUC, Enloe Hospital and downtown... Enjoy BBQ's on the private back patio and porch in the summer and stay... More information on 441 W 6th Avenue

		2157 HUNTINGTON DR, Chico, CA	$259,900
		Residential 3 Bedroom 2 Bath Built in 1997	0.11 Acres  1102 Sq. Ft.
		3 bedroom, 2 bath home needing a new look for a new owner. Bring the paint, the know how, and create your own masterpiece. Back yard fenced with covered patio area. Yard despe... More information on 2157 huntington dr

		731 SKYLARK DR, Chico, CA	$265,000
		Residential 3 Bedroom 2 Bath Built in 1987	0.28 Acres  1472 Sq. Ft.
		Wonderful home that has been updated! Beautiful travertine flooring, surround sound, spacious floorplan and very large backyard at the end of a cul-de-sac. More information on 731 skylark dr

		870 MATHEWS DR, Chico, CA	$269,950
		Residential 3 Bedroom 2 Bath Built in 1974	0.22 Acres  1540 Sq. Ft.
		This is an immaculately maintained, one owner home on a large lot with RV parking. The interior is spotless and has been beautifully maintained. Features include hardwood fl... More information on 870 mathews dr

		1459 LUCY WAY, Chico, CA	$320,000
		Residential 3 Bedroom 2 Bath Built in 2002	0.2 Acres  1718 Sq. Ft.
		Sparkling Clean 2002 Ritchie home w/many upgrades and one of the largest lots in the subdivision. Large open kitchen w/eating bar, gas range, electric stove, microwave, gas fp... More information on 1459 lucy way

		879 VALENTINE CT, Chico, CA	$330,000
		Residential 3 Bedroom 2.5 Bath Built in 1982	0.26 Acres  1992 Sq. Ft.
		Beautiful home located on a quiet west side cul-de-sac. Just blocks from Emma Wilson School and close to shopping and conveniences as well. This home shows like a model with v... More information on 879 valentine ct

		241 DENALI DR, Chico, CA	$425,000
		Residential 4 Bedroom 3 Bath Built in 2004	2437 Sq. Ft.
		SHOWN BY APPT ONLY Ranch Style Webb home pride of ownership throughout. Great opportunity just steps away from the neighborhood park, spacious home with possible 5th bedroom/d... More information on 241 denali dr